Thursday, September 26, 2013

Clementine: The Curse of “While You’re In There” and “That Don’t Fit”


Whenever you start into a car restoration project there are always two specters in dark robes hanging around in the shadows waiting to strike. Their names are “While You’re In There” and “That Don’t Fit”. Your day gets much more expensive and difficult when they decide to show up.

With Clementine, my vision has always been to make her into a fast daily driver that can do some drag strip work but still be civilized enough to take on cruises or errands around town. The idea of a complete nut-and-bolt restoration seemed a bit much to me as I did not want to worry with creating a 100-point show car. However, as I started taking parts off for restoration or replacement, ol’ “While You’re In There” started running the bill up to darn near the cost and complexity of a full show car build and “That Don’t Fit” began to ruthlessly bloody my knuckles and furrow my brow. Regardless, I have refused to go too nuts or give up but damned if I am not learning how to take apart Beetles in a hurry and my first aid skills have definitely improved. My shed is now full of old Beetle parts and the trash can in the shop is home to a pile of bloody Band-Aids and empty Neosporin tubes.

The first priority was to get the car to where it could run and drive safely and reliably so I decided to tackle the chassis first and leave the drivetrain and body work for later on. Clementine’s suspension consists of a torsion beam front suspension (the “beam”) and an independent rear suspension (IRS) that connects up to her transaxle. As I got the car up on jack stands and began to poke around, it became very clear that not much had been done to the suspension in a very long time and that the brakes also were pretty tired. The shocks were Sears brand dampers that probably were new somewhere during the Carter administration and many of the lines, bushings, and hard parts were clearly original to the car. The previous owner had attempted some freshening in recent times but pretty much everything else had reached the end of its useful life.

So, I called up good buddy Jeff Lain at the Kaddie Shack and we started putting together a pretty impressive shopping list of gear to get the old girl back up to speed. Jeff and his crew put together a new height adjustable front beam for me with drop spindles, polyurethane bushings, KYB GR-series shocks, a bigger sway bar, and Karmann Ghia style disc brakes. He addressed the rear suspension with height adjustable spring plates, the same KYB’s as used on the front, new bushings, and an add-on rear sway bar to really tie down the handling of the car. I also sourced parts to redo all the brake hard and soft lines, change out the master cylinder and brake fluid reservoir, freshen the rear drum brakes, and refurbish the rear control arms and axle bearings. Unfortunately, “That Don’t Fit” was in the house and the rear control arms refused to get along with the trick spring plates so I had to go old school and just dial in the ’71 vintage stockers with an angle finder and plenty of swearing despite Jeff’s best efforts at remote tech support. “That Don’t Fit” also sprinkled magic dust on the new brake hard lines with leaks galore and a janky fluid reservoir which refused to fill correctly that took up two days of fiddling, two rolls of paper towels, and two of the economy size bottles of O’Reilly’s finest DOT4 fluid before I finally got a hard pedal with no dribbles.

Of course, ol’ “While You’re In There” came calling too which added in a new fuel tank and lines since I had to remove the old crusty stuff to get to the beam, rebuilt drive axles, a new hood release cable, a rebuild of the pedal cluster when it came out to fit the new brake master cylinder, and some paint work to repair some damage caused under the hood by leaky brake lines. I also couldn’t help myself when my OCD kicked in so I ended up getting $100 or more of new bolts to replace the old nasty ones that were holding together some key components. The guys in the loose hardware department at the Davis Ace know me by name now and I have nearly earned enough in rewards points to buy that smoker in the leisure department that I have had my eye on.

Next up will be an upgrade to Clementine’s rolling stock with some wheels from a Porsche cousin along with dialing in the alignment and height settings to get her just low enough to look cool but not so low that I end up stranded on every speed bump in town. Get ready, greater Willowbank, 45 horsepower of sheer Teutonic fury is about the hit the streets…








 

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